var verb = new Array("noisome","grumpy","disturbed", "dripping", "crusty", "cantankerous", "rancid", "swollen", "leaking", "slimy", "parasitic", "mouldy", "crazy", "festering", "insane", "raving", "pathetic", "geriatric", "howling", "seething", "bubble", "smelly", "evil", "fetid", "rotten", "disgusting", "vile", "big", "small", "donkey", "rhino", "pig", "putrid", "foul", "stinking", "stale", "diseased", "reeking", "ghastly", "hideous", "feeble", "filthy", "frumpy", "dowdy", "shameful", "wanton", "brazen", "grovelling", "infected", "wretched", "oozing", "screaming", "irritating", "writhing", "pedantic", "contemptuous", "slobbering", "flatulant", "drooling", "pustulating", "revolting", "impotent", "grotesque","knobby","repugnant","repulsive","mutinous","gibbering"); var noun = new Array("fuzzbubble", "wad", "yokel", "amoeba", "ferret", "wench", "git", "pustule", "maggot", "loony", "flea", "Barbra Streisand", "toadstool", "bean", "abcess", "troll", "bottom burp", "plop", "nose", "fart", "poo", "face", "worm", "snot", "pus", "scab", "fiend", "hussy", "meat bag", "human", "wart", "toe jam", "dung", "burp", "secretion", "haggis", "ear wax", "sewage", "breath", "lips", "ears", "fool", "clod", "oaf", "vermin", "goblin", "trollop", "tart", "strumpet", "harlot", "rump", "slime", "dingleberry", "fluid", "turd", "muscle", "snatchpastry", "schmuck", "booger", "prolapse", "wretch", "smeg", "slug","mess", "pusbucket", "toejam", "nympho","haemorrhoid","hairball","furburger"); var noVerbs = verb.length; var noNouns = noun.length; function rndInsult() { verbNo = Math.round(Math.random() * (noVerbs - 1)); nounNo = Math.round(Math.random() * (noNouns - 1)); var alertstring = "You are a"; var aeiou = "aeiou"; if (aeiou.indexOf(verb[verbNo].charAt(0))>=0) { alertstring=alertstring+"n"; } alertstring=alertstring+" "+ verb[verbNo] + ' ' + noun[nounNo] + '.'; alert(alertstring); } function dispWds() { var i; var win = window.open("","newWin","location=0,resizable=0,status=0,toolbar=0,menubar=0,scrollbars=1,width=400,height=480"); win.document.write('Word List

'); var maxNo = (noVerbs > noNouns?noVerbs:noNouns); for (i=0; i < maxNo; i++) { win.document.write(''); } win.document.write('
VerbsNouns
'); if (i < noVerbs) { win.document.write(verb[i]); } win.document.write(''); if (i < noNouns) { win.document.write(noun[i]); } win.document.write('

'); win.document.close(); win.focus(); } function matchFound(werd) { var i; var match = false; var maxNo = (noVerbs > noNouns?noVerbs:noNouns); for (i=0; i < maxNo; i++) { if (i < noVerbs) { if (verb[i] == werd) match = 1; } if (i < noNouns) { if (noun[i] == werd) match = true; } } return match; }