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Featuring Penis Size-O-Matic
Here is a partial list of some sites that feature the
Penis Size-O-Matic.
There is a great review at:
http://prometeo.clarence.com/archive/2003_10.html
Roughly translated:
"With the computer, by now, it can be made all": how many times we have felt to pronounce this phrase, or have quite said same we to it? An average triviality, is true, but that, as often it happens, it hides a some bottom of truth... To confirmation of that, I cannot not introduce the incredible Penis Size-O-Matic v1.10, that is an indispensable "Dimensionatore of penises". For the series "John Holmes, who was costui", or "Rocco Siffredi you make a moustache", this me narcotic program, being to the words of the author, "uses a complex set of elegant algorithms and some DLL in order to dynamically increase and to reduce the dimension of the penis of the customers, using only their computer." More: the panel of the preferences of the program not only allows to set up the dimension, until the improbable measure of 14" (approximately 35 centimeters and means), but also to probably change the color of the penis (for that they want one put more exotic...) I have not unfortunately been able to try this revolutionary application, because it turns alone under Windows (and to wanting to be malicious, the doubt comes that the Microsoft customers have the complex of the dimensions...), but account to more soon receive to one series than rigorously authentic testimonies, to expose senz' other to the public insult. It would moreover appeal to to suggest some new function low to me that I would want to see implemented in the next version, like the correction of the curving (skillful, left), the increase of the thickness, and one series of models between which choosing (to pyramid, to log of turned upside down cone, dodecahedron, atomic fungus...). Ah, I forgot: after the description of the functions of the program, law "Oh! At all it works seriously!"... something says to me that it is not in guarantee..."
I LOVE the above suggestions! Expect them in a future version soon...
Download counts were as of 29 March 2004.
There are sure to be many more in the future. From here you can return
to the Programs That Don't Do Anything page.
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