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System Crash Monitor System Crash Monitor Comments

Most of these comments are taken direct from the opinions page of System Crash Monitor at Cnet (www.download.com). Some of them are E-mails. They have not been edited at all... I always find it most amusing, and indeed satisfying, that most of the people saying bad things about the software have terrible spelling and atrocious punctuation!

"This program is great:)"
This program is a joke! Most people don't take the time to go to the developer's site to even read what he/she has to say. The inventor of this program says that the program is only for entertaining users. Most people gave this program a bad review because they didn't know it was a joke. If you want to laugh, this program is good for you. However, I do hope you visit the developer's site before downloading the file. I don't reccomend downloading it because it is a file that wastes some of your Hard Drive. The newest version is a lot smaller. It is better than this one. It's a lot better than this one.

THANKS FOR THE NEAT FREE WARE MY SYSTEM DOESEN'T CRASH ANY MORE BUT IT GETS A HARDON! LOOKING FORWARD TO CYBERSEX TYPING TUDOR @ 42 INEED ALLTHE HELP I CAN GET ALSO HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT COMING UP WITH A "PALM VERSION" OF THE PENIS SIZE O MATIC? MAYBE THATS JUST REDUNTANT THANKS AGAIN FOR THE LAUGH YOURS ALWAYS SONOFDUFUS...

"What The Hell Is This?"
What kind of software is this this? It seems like the crashing stopped, but the software has number of self destructive features such as Explode Your CPU, Wipe Out Your Hard Drive,Blow Monitor Up, and Send Radom Tendril of Smoke From Keyboard? What is this, a joke? I could buy myself a total destruction of my PC with this if I make a mistake.

"super crap"

nothing but trubble crashed even more than usual is there anything that will stop thisbecause this one won't rating of 1 could be lower and hard to get rid of - erfos

"¡¡¡ESTE SOFTWARE ES UNA MIERDA!!!"
¿QUÉ CLASE DE MIERDA DE SOFTWARE ES ÉSTO? ¡SI A MITNICK LE DIERON AÑOS DE CÁRCEL POR INVADIR UN COMPUTADOR, AL MARICA DE KEVIN LYALL LE DEBERÍAN DAR CADENA PERPETUA POR METER ESTA CLASE DE BASURA EN YA CASI 3000 COMPUTADORES! ¿QUÉ PASA CON CNET QUE ACEPTA ESTA CLASE DE BASURA?

(Rough translation by Kevin)
"This software is shit!!!"
What kind of shit software is this? If they gave years of jail to Mitnik for hacking a computer, they should give life imprisonment to this Kevin Lyall for already putting this kind of crap on almost 3000 computers! What's with Cnet for accepting this kind of crap?

"Highly recommended, a must download!"
This program really works! After installing, my Win98 system never again crashed, no freezes, blue screens, fault page errors etc... but make sure your computer is entirely OFF!!

"Thank You Other Users!"
Thanks for this information. I saw it and was going to get it, because it sounded so good. Right before downloading it, I saw the high percentage of thumbs down and read your comments. C-Net is really good. I'm surprised they missed this!

"Is this even a real program?"
After installing this program and sellecting "generate random smell" from the user menu, I knew something wasn't right. What kinda sicko would right a program that has an "Expolde PCU" utility. The program is a fake and CNET should lose it from the download section.

"SICK-O!!"
my bro,an experienced university programer told me NEVER get useless unnecessary pragrams. This "thing" is a prime examlple of ridiculous garbage. Why foul your PC with junk

SCM means SCAM!If you are having problems invest in good software like McAfee 2000.This would be cute if you know its a JOKE.It has no place in a respected download site. Shame on you cnet Some of us newbies trust and rely on you.You should have this listed in a humor catagory.

"This Program"
This should have never been created what is the point a 3 meg file just for fun a I jocks people around if you were going to have this product in the games section so people don't take it seriously.

"ya gotta have a sense of humor!"
good for a laugh, but if your running a M$ OS you need to have a sense of humor anyway.

"Desastroso"
Nunca vi algo tan malo como este software.

(Rough translation by Kevin)
"Disastrous"
I've never seen anything as bad as this software.

"Get This File Out of This Category!!!"
I am sure that a lot of people download this file thinking that it will accomplish what it advertises. Sure, the actual site states that it is a trojan-horse, but CNET should not support it!!

"Yes, Its A Joke"
They actually test stuff first on http://www.tweakfiles.com . They had the common sense to tell you you could optionally blow up your PC with a ;) next to it.

"Is it a Joke ????"
Wish he wrote a doc for his program. Not even a small détail of what it really do.......

(Thanks to this person all versions above 1.01 now have a help file!)

"Don't even try it!"
"No good"

"it's a joke"
it really, really is a joke. never was meant to work.

it sucks

"what the? oh i see it's a joke except it's not funny"
i blame cnet for putting this download in the wrong category.

"F-THis"
Waste of my time!

"a joke!"
This is a crapy joke! Why the heck would someone want a program that is useless! My favorite part was Deleteing it!

"What the hell does this do?"

So your product does what?

Not really funny if your in a hurry to get the information you need,

thank you for wasting another 2mins of my day, you useless twat!

"hehe"

I love it - rolf

"Teehee!"

Those with a sense of humor will love this :) - roflmao


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