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by ejaewon
Mon Oct 27, 2003 6:00 pm
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: From the 1990s
Replies: 6
Views: 7820

Kermit was spreadeagled on a lily pad when suddenly Miss Piggy crashed through the undergrowth and landed with a mighty splash in the middle of the pond. Kermit was hurled through the air and came to an abrupt halt as he was pasted thickly on a nearby tree. Bits of green skin and pink flesh slowly d...
by ejaewon
Mon Oct 27, 2003 5:58 pm
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: From the 1990s
Replies: 6
Views: 7820

No I don't have a pet poodle in my ear. I have a small purple rat with luminescent yellow eyes. Sometimes Charles sneers at me, and I get very cross indeed. I take Charles by the tail, swing him in wide circles and rap his head firmly on the desk. Never more than seven or eight times, of course. Tha...
by ejaewon
Mon Oct 27, 2003 5:43 pm
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Barbara Cartland
Replies: 23
Views: 19494

oh yeah
by ejaewon
Mon Oct 27, 2003 5:42 pm
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Barbara Cartland
Replies: 23
Views: 19494

well I'm having trouble controlling my sexuality - mmm mmm :D
by ejaewon
Mon Oct 27, 2003 5:42 pm
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Barbara Cartland
Replies: 23
Views: 19494

he's 4 foot tall and the same lying down...
drives a monaro...
has back fur...
by ejaewon
Mon Oct 27, 2003 5:41 pm
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Barbara Cartland
Replies: 23
Views: 19494

Barry Shorewell
by ejaewon
Mon Oct 27, 2003 5:40 pm
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Barbara Cartland
Replies: 23
Views: 19494

no, Shorewell
by ejaewon
Mon Oct 27, 2003 5:39 pm
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Barbara Cartland
Replies: 23
Views: 19494

Barry.
by ejaewon
Mon Oct 27, 2003 5:38 pm
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Barbara Cartland
Replies: 23
Views: 19494

Re: Barbara Cartland

He's a fraud.
by ejaewon
Mon Oct 27, 2003 5:37 pm
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Barbara Cartland
Replies: 23
Views: 19494

Re: Barbara Cartland

hmm.... it may have been, wasn't looking too closely.

I'm sure it had fetlocks though.
by ejaewon
Mon Oct 27, 2003 5:35 pm
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Barbara Cartland
Replies: 23
Views: 19494

Re: Barbara Cartland

No, bareback.
by ejaewon
Mon Oct 27, 2003 5:34 pm
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Barbara Cartland
Replies: 23
Views: 19494

Re: Barbara Cartland

No, he was flying around the light in the living room, occasionally banging his head against it.
by ejaewon
Mon Oct 27, 2003 5:33 pm
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Barbara Cartland
Replies: 23
Views: 19494

Re: Barbara Cartland

hmm I think i did see an eagle fitting that description.
by ejaewon
Mon Oct 27, 2003 5:31 pm
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Barbara Cartland
Replies: 23
Views: 19494

Re: Barbara Cartland

I have your pony not. I hate ponies with green manes. In fact I get uncontrollable urges to maim and destroy upon sight.