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by ejaewon
Thu Jan 19, 2006 1:24 pm
Forum: Stories from over there - COMEDY section
Topic: Muffin - or not?
Replies: 2
Views: 6537

Muffin - or not?

The muffin thread has a very specific style, which is very difficult to summarise and describe - please feel free to try! If you'd like a go but aren't sure if it'll fit in, post it here!
by ejaewon
Wed Jan 18, 2006 11:15 pm
Forum: Stories from over there - COMEDY section
Topic: Tetrapods
Replies: 2
Views: 6175

What an unusual name for a small god

What began with a gentle tap of one key on the keyboard with one finger ended with a clumsy mashing of the general F4 area with my now cloven hooves. Perhaps I should have thought through the logistics of being employed in the computer industry but having four legs and hooves. While being furry and ...
by ejaewon
Thu Jan 12, 2006 1:50 pm
Forum: Stories from over there - COMEDY section
Topic: Tetrapods
Replies: 2
Views: 6175

Tetrapods

Sometimes I wish I were a tetrapod...
by ejaewon
Wed Jan 04, 2006 8:42 pm
Forum: Moo.Trashes
Topic: Duplicate files?
Replies: 1
Views: 4518

Duplicate files

Many thanks for your suggestion - it's a good one!

Sadly adding this functionality would greatly slow the scanning process down so its probably not a good idea at this point. A future version may include it as an option though - I'll keep it in mind.

Thanks again!
by ejaewon
Sun Jan 01, 2006 1:33 pm
Forum: Stories from over there - COMEDY section
Topic: Muffin
Replies: 87
Views: 134489

Biff's faux pas

Composed entirely of methane, it was an unfortunate day for all involved when Biff decided to start the proceedings by lighting his own fart...
by ejaewon
Mon Dec 26, 2005 12:36 pm
Forum: Moo.Trashes
Topic: Other characters?
Replies: 1
Views: 4707

Robby etc

There are quite a few characters available, actually, but you can grab the other Microsoft ones (including the bird, the wizard, the genie and YES a robot!) from the following link: http://www.microsoft.com/MSAGENT/downloads/user.asp - scroll down to where it says Microsoft Agent character files - t...
by ejaewon
Thu Dec 01, 2005 12:12 pm
Forum: Microsoft Universal Crack and Keygen
Topic: Police?
Replies: 1
Views: 6839

Police?

Hi there Tom, and thanks so much for your query. I love your sense of humour - querying why the program tells the police, but quite happy about the program informing God and formatting your hard drive! Sadly the program doesn't do any of the above.
by ejaewon
Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:19 pm
Forum: Microsoft Universal Crack and Keygen
Topic: MUCK
Replies: 1
Views: 4903

Muck

Tragically, MUCK doesn't actually produce serial numbers, it is just a harmless joke program.
by ejaewon
Fri Nov 04, 2005 5:49 pm
Forum: Moo.Trashes
Topic: Where is peedy?
Replies: 1
Views: 4728

Peedy

Hello, Elizabeth. You should see a small green bird icon in the bottom right of your screen. Click on the bird to make him appear. Otherwise, he will appear at random and say things to you. For more help with the program please take a look at the help file - right-click on the Cow icon and choose He...
by ejaewon
Wed Sep 21, 2005 8:52 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Your software
Replies: 1
Views: 6731

Software

No, sorry, I don't, but please post anything you find here! Thanks for your feedback.
by ejaewon
Wed Sep 21, 2005 8:45 pm
Forum: Microsoft Universal Crack and Keygen
Topic: Muck
Replies: 1
Views: 4308

Muck

Ah another satisfied customer, displaying their unique sense of humour. Yay!
by ejaewon
Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:01 am
Forum: Stories from over there - COMEDY section
Topic: Muffin
Replies: 87
Views: 134489

Jordan's best friend

Darius heaved his left gonad upon Jordon, who doubled over under the immense weight. Struggling for breath, he parted the dense grove of bamboo-like pubes. It was then he decided he'd make some new friends.
by ejaewon
Sat Aug 13, 2005 12:49 am
Forum: Stories from over there - COMEDY section
Topic: Muffin
Replies: 87
Views: 134489

Wiggling norgs

Adolf forcefully went down on the blue wiggle. The crowd gagged and the stale crumpet fondled a random norg.
by ejaewon
Fri Aug 12, 2005 11:51 pm
Forum: Stories from over there - COMEDY section
Topic: Loose Ends
Replies: 22
Views: 29180

Chapter 22

Open-mouthed, Freda gasped. Eyes wide open, Frank goggled. "How dare you, Jeeves!" She deftly yanked a baseball bat from somewhere Frank didn't dare believe was possible, and advanced upon Jeeves. "I think not, you shameless hussy." He produced a rather large revolver and with his expression careful...
by ejaewon
Thu Jun 30, 2005 9:52 am
Forum: Moo.Trashes
Topic: Mac Version?
Replies: 2
Views: 5808

Mac version

Although not all that familiar with Macs, I understand .Trashes are created by the operating system and are completely harmless - although very annoying! Although I have no plans for a Mac version, you might find this useful: http://www.apple.com/downloads/macosx/system_disk_utilities/findercleaner....