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by ejaewon
Thu Sep 02, 2004 10:03 pm
Forum: Stories from over there - COMEDY section
Topic: Adeui, fair body part
Replies: 1
Views: 5973

Adeui, fair body part

My tonsils, the twins Terry and Tod, are soon to be gone. Lying there, day after day, doing absolutely nothing useful, and composed almost entirely of lymphoid tissue, they have almost caused my death on several occasions. When younger, I was playing on the swing, when Tod, feeling restless, began t...
by ejaewon
Sun Aug 29, 2004 12:40 am
Forum: Stories from over there - COMEDY section
Topic: Adeui, fair body part
Replies: 1
Views: 5973

Adeui, fair body part

My uvula, Eric, and I have had some good times. Many nights I sprayed chewed food, water, and alcohol over him. Always with good humour he took it. Occasionally, and understandably, he took offence, and threw vomit back at me, and I of course didn’t fuss, and merely got on with life. But the time ha...
by ejaewon
Fri Aug 20, 2004 3:29 pm
Forum: Stories from over there - COMEDY section
Topic: Muffin
Replies: 87
Views: 132860

Barry's churlish praise

Barry was liberal with his churlish praise. As the custard dribbled down Percy the pet possum's muzzle, he lavishly swore under his breath with glee and angst.
by ejaewon
Tue Aug 17, 2004 10:04 am
Forum: Stories from over there - COMEDY section
Topic: Muffin
Replies: 87
Views: 132860

The grogan of life

The grogan of life represented all that Marcus had ever strived for. Aroused and fervent, he gently ran his hands sensually along its length before devouring it angrily and with melancholy.
by ejaewon
Sat Jul 10, 2004 10:03 pm
Forum: Stories from over there - COMEDY section
Topic: Muffin
Replies: 87
Views: 132860

Shrieking titmice

Paul turned around and vomited quietly, but happily. He was then reminded of the events of the previous night, as Eugene the tufted titmouse once again dried himself off and scampered off shieking histerically.
by ejaewon
Wed Jul 07, 2004 12:48 am
Forum: Stories from over there - COMEDY section
Topic: Words that I object to
Replies: 0
Views: 6500

Words that I object to

For those that haven't noticed, I have posted the book of words I object to. Just click on the book on the front page: http://www.infinite-madness.com/ Feel free to use this as a reference when posting to the forum - you should either avoid them or use them profusely. :lol: Comments and suggestions ...
by ejaewon
Wed Jul 07, 2004 12:38 am
Forum: Stories from over there - COMEDY section
Topic: Muffin
Replies: 87
Views: 132860

Happily fondling awkwardly

Larry fondled the slapper awkwardly and his right leg fell off. Coincidentally, a large whale fell on his left index finger. As always, he was happy.
by ejaewon
Tue Jul 06, 2004 12:25 pm
Forum: Stories from over there - COMEDY section
Topic: Muffin
Replies: 87
Views: 132860

Crapping puddings

The competition was fierce, but Alan gripped the taloned fritter fiercly and with rapture. He crumbled and fell hard, and the other desserts crapped themselves laughing.
by ejaewon
Wed Jun 30, 2004 9:54 am
Forum: Stories from over there - COMEDY section
Topic: Muffin
Replies: 87
Views: 132860

The woggle

Afterwards, Darren and the woggle basked in the rain. Their relationship became sexual.
by ejaewon
Wed May 26, 2004 12:21 pm
Forum: Stories from over there - COMEDY section
Topic: Muffin
Replies: 87
Views: 132860

Cubed puppy

Matilda was an old, furry, orange dinosaur. Then when the cute little puppy licked her horns, she became angrily amused and skinned and cubed it.
by ejaewon
Thu May 20, 2004 6:23 pm
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Jeff the squirrel
Replies: 19
Views: 23622

Jeff's eager beaver

Well I guess you're right - I'm sure Vera always dreamed of both her offspring settling down with nice beavers. Trudy's too busy to think of settling down, while Shiela, always eager, jumped at the chance to get into a bit of squirrel.
by ejaewon
Thu May 20, 2004 6:22 pm
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Jeff the squirrel
Replies: 19
Views: 23622

Jeff the squirrel

Oh leave Jeff alone - he's well educated, intelligent and he and I get on really well. I'm willing to turn a blind eye to his past alleged indiscretions, what aren't you? I'm sure Sheila's improvements are in no small part due to Jeff's support and encouragement, and I've got no doubt Vera's over th...
by ejaewon
Thu May 20, 2004 6:20 pm
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Jeff the squirrel
Replies: 19
Views: 23622

Trudy the beaver, corporate lawyer

Oh I know. It's the same situation with Shiela the beaver. She's settled down now and given up her whore-beavering, but did you know her sister Trudy is a charismatic high-powered corporate lawyer over in LA? Apparantly when she scampers into a room over there people gape in awe of her presence!
by ejaewon
Thu May 20, 2004 6:17 pm
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Jeff the squirrel
Replies: 19
Views: 23622

Barry the bush pig and his low sperm count

Hmmm... well I really don't care for bush pigs in the first place. Especially Barry - his violent nature will see him land in jail one of these days. And I've seen Gertie "discipline" poor Eustace on more than one occasion. Haven't you always wondered why Eustace's right hind leg has four knees?
by ejaewon
Thu May 20, 2004 6:16 pm
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Jeff the squirrel
Replies: 19
Views: 23622

Barry the bush pig and his low sperm count

Oh I am too. I think Gertie's maternal instinct kicked in - she must have felt sorry for the wretched little thing. And don't forget Barry has always had a bit of a problem with his swimmers, so they couldn't have their own little bush pig.