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by ejaewon
Thu May 20, 2004 6:14 pm
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Jeff the squirrel
Replies: 19
Views: 23883

Nasty bush pigs

Oh I agree. But you have to remember he came from the dregs of society, was brought up an orphan by a pair of nasty bush pigs - I can understand why Eustace turned out such a fuck off.
by ejaewon
Thu May 20, 2004 6:13 pm
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Jeff the squirrel
Replies: 19
Views: 23883

Shiela's hairy face

He did - remember?
by ejaewon
Thu May 20, 2004 6:12 pm
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Jeff the squirrel
Replies: 19
Views: 23883

Titmice

Who could forget! It took weeks for poor Shannon to get over the duct tape wounds! But really, they are meant for each other - Shiela was a whore-beaver, remember.
by ejaewon
Thu May 20, 2004 6:11 pm
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Jeff the squirrel
Replies: 19
Views: 23883

Jeff and Shiela

Well a lot of time has passed and as you know Eustace's suspicions were unfounded... but then one does wonder... I've always thought the Jeff was very effeminate, although that could be related to his species...
by ejaewon
Thu May 20, 2004 6:08 pm
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Jeff the squirrel
Replies: 19
Views: 23883

Jeff and Shiela

was chatting with Jeff the squirrel this morning - him and Shiela are having a much better time now
by ejaewon
Sun May 16, 2004 1:41 pm
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Jeff the squirrel
Replies: 19
Views: 23883

Jeff the squirrel

Then Jeff the squirrel finished the sonnet he was writing and lay down his quill, just as there came a gruff knock to the door. 'Ew is i', 'en?' he enquired. There was a tense silence, then a muffled groan and a wet thump. Perturbed, Jeff went to the door and warily opened it a slit. Lying on the gr...
by ejaewon
Thu May 06, 2004 7:57 pm
Forum: Stories from over there - COMEDY section
Topic: Muffin
Replies: 87
Views: 134488

Jeff and Helga

Unusually late this time, Jeff the giant toad gnawed through Helga. Upset and hungry, she slapped the good-natured grin off his face, and enjoyed a good vigorous fit of laughter.
by ejaewon
Wed May 05, 2004 9:58 am
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Cold blue tits
Replies: 40
Views: 37128

Tits

I'd go a racoon - you can use the tail as an emergency floatation device.

(just inflate and varnish)
by ejaewon
Wed May 05, 2004 9:55 am
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Cold blue tits
Replies: 40
Views: 37128

Tits

OK good - just freeze one and use an icecream scoop. A handy and very unique looking bowl for all occasions.
by ejaewon
Wed May 05, 2004 9:55 am
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Cold blue tits
Replies: 40
Views: 37128

Tits

goodo.

You said you had a few stoats left, right?
by ejaewon
Wed May 05, 2004 9:54 am
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Cold blue tits
Replies: 40
Views: 37128

Tits

Not really, just a wobbly, midriff luminescence - ideal for parties.
by ejaewon
Wed May 05, 2004 9:53 am
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Cold blue tits
Replies: 40
Views: 37128

Tits

you can use it for ambient lighting - just light a couple of sparklers and insert gently.
by ejaewon
Wed May 05, 2004 9:53 am
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Cold blue tits
Replies: 40
Views: 37128

Tits

Ohhhh! then you wrap each one in a fresh squirrel and microwave it on high for 2 minutes.
by ejaewon
Wed May 05, 2004 9:52 am
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Cold blue tits
Replies: 40
Views: 37128

Tits

That's ok - it ferments them quite nicely.
by ejaewon
Wed May 05, 2004 9:52 am
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Cold blue tits
Replies: 40
Views: 37128

Tits

If you leave them in a water dish, half filled, in the sun for a few days they should be good and ripe.