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by rain
Wed Nov 30, 2005 10:30 am
Forum: Stories from over there - COMEDY section
Topic: Muffin
Replies: 87
Views: 138872

The Surgeon

The loose folds of skin whispered lightly in the breeze, Hans smiled whimsically, and with several powerful tugs the whipper-snipper roared to life. His licence was never revoked ...
by rain
Tue Aug 16, 2005 10:18 pm
Forum: Stories from over there - COMEDY section
Topic: Muffin
Replies: 87
Views: 138872

Roman's cucumber

Nestled warm, nude, and briefly sated, in the pungent underarm sproutings of the last cucumber of spring, Roman decided it was time for a girlfriend.
by rain
Fri Apr 08, 2005 3:16 pm
Forum: Stories from over there - COMEDY section
Topic: Loose Ends
Replies: 22
Views: 29723

Loose Ends - Chapter 21

Freda's eyes rolled wearily - in their sockets, thankfully. "Honestly Frank, I really could not give a flying womble in hell at this point ... Are we going in to my brother's room or are you just going to stand there looking gormless?" With an inappropriate appearance of gusto Frank strode purposefu...
by rain
Wed Mar 30, 2005 11:06 am
Forum: Stories from over there - COMEDY section
Topic: Muffin
Replies: 87
Views: 138872

Thistle’s gophers

Haemorraging with unsavoury mirth, Thistle prepared another gopher for interplanetary exploration. Spotwelding the lead helmet to the briefly struggling mammalian lifeform, Thistle reflected that perhaps his behaviour was just nasty.
by rain
Thu Feb 10, 2005 4:54 pm
Forum: Stories from over there - COMEDY section
Topic: Muffin
Replies: 87
Views: 138872

Boodle's adventure

Boodle finally acquiesced to the goading of his companions, and began gingerly to gnaw on the shiny thing. With every nibble his glowing demeanor increased, until finally Flipsy, Timpo and Chichi had to avert their bulbous eyes. Boodle set about them with a hairy meringue.
by rain
Tue Nov 23, 2004 10:59 pm
Forum: Stories from over there - COMEDY section
Topic: Muffin
Replies: 87
Views: 138872

Darryl's adventures in the wilderness

Briskly tethering the droopy willow to a nearby fencepost, Darryl the nutmeg tainted mollusc writhed uneasily, completely failing to subdue his trouser pudding.
by rain
Thu Sep 23, 2004 10:00 pm
Forum: Stories from over there - COMEDY section
Topic: Loose Ends
Replies: 22
Views: 29723

Loose Ends - Chapter 19

Suddenly uneasy, Frank placed his hand on top of Freda’s before she could open the door. "Just a minute, Freda - I've just realised it's after five - I've really got to go." "You what?!" Freda exclaimed in disbelief. "We've finally come to the most important part of this day and you decide that you ...
by rain
Wed Sep 08, 2004 3:26 pm
Forum: Stories from over there - COMEDY section
Topic: Muffin
Replies: 87
Views: 138872

Snagged Walrus

Fastidiously removing the pilling from his lightly soiled moccasin, the emerald ring-pull snagged his last walrus and had to pop out to the shops.
by rain
Tue Aug 17, 2004 10:27 am
Forum: Stories from over there - COMEDY section
Topic: Muffin
Replies: 87
Views: 138872

Nether Regions

Striving eagerly to regain her nether regions from the dizzying altitude, Olive for the very first time gained a startling insight into the mind of the three toed sloth. She never reached her goal.
by rain
Sat Jul 24, 2004 12:23 am
Forum: Stories from over there - COMEDY section
Topic: Muffin
Replies: 87
Views: 138872

Corduroy Ringpiece

Tiptoeing gingerly through the corduroy pants, Helga shielded her eyes from the glaring ringpiece. She began to feel an unaccustomed sense of melancholy. She gently hoovered her minge.
by rain
Mon Jul 12, 2004 12:10 pm
Forum: Stories from over there - COMEDY section
Topic: Muffin
Replies: 87
Views: 138872

Blinganian Royalty

In an embarrassing slip up, Diane's new diet was temporarily suspended whilst she enthusiastically devoured the head of the Blinganian Royal Family. Diplomatic ties became strained.
by rain
Wed Jun 30, 2004 11:04 am
Forum: Stories from over there - COMEDY section
Topic: Muffin
Replies: 87
Views: 138872

Retractable nectar

Whilst delicately sampling the retractable nectar, Leon succumbed finally to the stampeding lockjaw which had troubled him since youth. His friends gathered in a large, hirsute group and had him soundly horsewhipped.
by rain
Mon Jun 28, 2004 1:17 pm
Forum: Stories from over there - COMEDY section
Topic: Muffin
Replies: 87
Views: 138872

Clenched Buttocks

With his demented buttocks writhing in a strangely self-aware fashion, Luke struggled in vain to regain control. With an almighty clench, he heroically wrested power from them at last, and began to feed them small shreds of lettuce. The small but feisty crowd heaved a sigh of relief.
by rain
Wed Jun 16, 2004 12:14 am
Forum: Stories from over there - COMEDY section
Topic: Muffin
Replies: 87
Views: 138872

Oliver's Mandibles

With his filthy mandibles embedded deeply into the buttocks of the local features journalist, Oliver paused for a moment to enjoy the view.
by rain
Thu May 20, 2004 6:22 pm
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Jeff the squirrel
Replies: 19
Views: 24463

Jeff the squirrel

Don't get so huffy! You know I am usually the first to jump to Jeff's defence! I'm glad that he and Sheila are together as well, and I'm sure they are both profiting from the arrangement emotionally. All I mean is that Vera had some preconceived notions about Jeff that hopefully she can see past now!