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by rain
Thu May 20, 2004 6:21 pm
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Jeff the squirrel
Replies: 19
Views: 23885

Trudy the beaver, corporate lawyer

I'm not surprised at all! I knew Trudy when she was still suckling - she was always ambitious and not afraid to tread on a few toes to get ahead ... Sheila on the other hand was always eager to give head! Vera must be very happy that Sheila has started to settle down - even if it is with Jeff ...
by rain
Thu May 20, 2004 6:17 pm
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Jeff the squirrel
Replies: 19
Views: 23885

Barry the bush pig and his low sperm count

I thought it was probably some sort of congenital abnormality - like his mind! As for Barry - he's never done an honest days work in his life! He's very lucky that his brother Terry is the law in the area ... Amazing that one pig will go one way and another pig completely the opposite ...
by rain
Thu May 20, 2004 6:16 pm
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Jeff the squirrel
Replies: 19
Views: 23885

Barry the bush pig and his low sperm count

Are you sure Barry has a problem? Have you seen Dorah's new litter?! If I was Gertie (though thankfully I'm not!) I would be having a bit of a chat with Barry. You know he was spending quite a bit of time with Dorah - ostensibly for "work" - around the right time ...
by rain
Thu May 20, 2004 6:14 pm
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Jeff the squirrel
Replies: 19
Views: 23885

Nasty bush pigs

That is true - but after he inherited all that money from the Badger you would think he would spend a little of it on bettering himself, not just hooning around like a tool for the rest of his life! And it's not like he ever gave the bush pigs any credit for not letting him starve and die in a pool ...
by rain
Thu May 20, 2004 6:14 pm
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Jeff the squirrel
Replies: 19
Views: 23885

Sheila's hairy face

Yeah, but I think he was drunk at the time ... I'm talking about a civilised conversation - not shrieking at the top of his skinny throat in the middle of a pub-brawl! He has no class.
by rain
Thu May 20, 2004 6:13 pm
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Jeff the squirrel
Replies: 19
Views: 23885

Sheila's hairy face

Sheila has put that all behind her as you well know! As far as I am concerned Sheila and Jeff are a happy, stable, mixed-species couple. The rumours that they are only together to put a stop to rumours is only a rumour. If Eustace has something genuine to say he should say it to Sheila's hairy face!
by rain
Thu May 20, 2004 6:12 pm
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Jeff the squirrel
Replies: 19
Views: 23885

Titmice

There has indeed been alot of speculation surrounding the focus of Jeff's interests, but quite frankly I thought it would all be put to rest - at least for Sheila's sake - when they hooked up. It's not like Eustace has exactly got a spotless record! Do you remember Shannon the titmouse?!
by rain
Thu May 20, 2004 6:10 pm
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Jeff the squirrel
Replies: 19
Views: 23885

Jeff and Shiela

That is wonderful - I was concerned that what Eustace had told Sheila about Jeff and the weasel would have lasting implications...
by rain
Thu May 20, 2004 12:51 pm
Forum: Stories from over there - COMEDY section
Topic: Muffin
Replies: 87
Views: 134539

Half Nelson

Grinning with boredom, George hammered lazily on Bruno's head with a four pound mallet. With a sigh of contempt Bruno's head became a terse pool of gore.
by rain
Wed May 05, 2004 9:59 am
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Cold blue tits
Replies: 40
Views: 37135

Tits

Excellent!
by rain
Wed May 05, 2004 9:57 am
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Cold blue tits
Replies: 40
Views: 37135

Tits

Sweet! That's a great idea. And if people need an ashtray use a badger? Or do you think a racoon is more appropriate?
by rain
Wed May 05, 2004 9:55 am
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Cold blue tits
Replies: 40
Views: 37135

Tits

Only got two left now, am using one in lieu of a hedgehog at the moment.
by rain
Wed May 05, 2004 9:55 am
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Cold blue tits
Replies: 40
Views: 37135

Tits

So what should I use to put the dip in if I'm using the panda for lighting?

I'm sending a scan of my monkey to Bron.
by rain
Wed May 05, 2004 9:54 am
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Cold blue tits
Replies: 40
Views: 37135

Tits

Does it produce a nice all over glow?
by rain
Wed May 05, 2004 9:53 am
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Cold blue tits
Replies: 40
Views: 37135

Tits

What if I just stick it into my common red panda? I don't know what else I am going to use that for ...