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by rain
Wed Apr 28, 2004 12:45 pm
Forum: Stories from over there - COMEDY section
Topic: Muffin
Replies: 87
Views: 125188

Spongecake

Drifting downstream in his gaudily attired spongecake, Oliver dipped his paddle once again. Sobbing with mirth he collided brazenly with the oncoming pudding.
by rain
Wed Apr 28, 2004 12:31 pm
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Pins and needles
Replies: 18
Views: 16813

Womble

Why doesn't someone put a tape recorder in the forest to check if a tree makes a noise falling down if noone is there to hear? Why would you try one hand clapping if you've got two? And if you'd lost one, what would you have to clap about - unless it was not being hit by that tree falling in the for...
by rain
Sun Apr 25, 2004 12:13 am
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Pins and needles
Replies: 18
Views: 16813

Womble

For starters of course! Followed by Astroboy sorbet ...
by rain
Sun Apr 25, 2004 12:12 am
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Pins and needles
Replies: 18
Views: 16813

Womble

I was thinking a nice kimba the white lion sauce?
by rain
Sun Apr 25, 2004 12:12 am
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Pins and needles
Replies: 18
Views: 16813

Womble

With fraggles on the side, and a helping of muppets?
by rain
Sun Apr 25, 2004 12:11 am
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Pins and needles
Replies: 18
Views: 16813

Womble

Poached or on the griddle?
by rain
Sun Apr 25, 2004 12:10 am
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Pins and needles
Replies: 18
Views: 16813

Pins and needles

I won't have it. I want to do it, but I won't let me. I think I need to talk...

I think that I should tell me that it is over, and i am splitting up.

Perhaps i need to up my medication ...
by rain
Sun Apr 25, 2004 12:09 am
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Pins and needles
Replies: 18
Views: 16813

Pins and needles

How frustrated I am at my lack of intelligence. I should like to have me
taken out the back and beaten soundly
by rain
Sun Apr 25, 2004 12:08 am
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Pins and needles
Replies: 18
Views: 16813

Pins and needles

It has almost gone now. It will certainly be a strong reminder to me not to
sit on my foot!

I sure hope I've finally learnt my lesson, though sadly I suspect I haven't
by rain
Sun Apr 25, 2004 12:07 am
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Pins and needles
Replies: 18
Views: 16813

Pins and needles

Surely that is a little drastic! Could I not just have it lightly severed?
by rain
Sun Apr 25, 2004 12:06 am
Forum: Finished works of art
Topic: Pins and needles
Replies: 18
Views: 16813

Pins and needles

I have pins and needles in my right foot.
by rain
Tue Jan 20, 2004 10:04 pm
Forum: Stories from over there - COMEDY section
Topic: Muffin
Replies: 87
Views: 125188

Bevan

Bevan wiped ineffectually at the globules of saliva oozing placidly down his proboscus, his mullet bristled with fury, and he slapped Johnny Young.
by rain
Tue Jan 06, 2004 7:24 pm
Forum: Stories from over there - COMEDY section
Topic: Muffin
Replies: 87
Views: 125188

Todd probes nub

Poking gently with his rampant stick, Todd ascertained that in fact his quarry was indeed blurred. He probed its nub convincingly before feigning a relapse, and departing in chains to the asylum.
by rain
Mon Dec 22, 2003 3:40 pm
Forum: Stories from over there - COMEDY section
Topic: Loose Ends
Replies: 22
Views: 27952

Loose Ends - Chapter 17

Jeeves snigger rapidly transformed itself into a chuckle, and then miraculously became a full-fledged guffaw. Tears rolled slowly down his cheeks, and Frank was in an agony of embarrassment. "Jeeves, I think you'd better leave." Freda frowned neatly, her hands seeming to find an invisible paddle, wi...
by rain
Thu Dec 18, 2003 12:26 pm
Forum: Stories from over there - COMEDY section
Topic: Muffin
Replies: 87
Views: 125188

The Sport of Kings

With his polo mallet resting loosely in his large, gnarled hand, he once more adjusted his position in the saddle. He lolled briefly, before raising the mallet above his head, and bringing it down with astonishing force into the face of the surprised referee. There was much laughter at the club that...