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by bron
Mon Jul 19, 2004 11:01 pm
Forum: Stories from over there - COMEDY section
Topic: Muffin
Replies: 87
Views: 130086

Gerald, the ant of fortune.

Dancing from his invaded crack with renewed vigor, Gerald shunned the wet jelly bean and half-sucked jube, purchased two vowels and won himself an all expenses paid trip to Flowerpot.
by bron
Wed Jul 07, 2004 1:00 am
Forum: Stories from over there - COMEDY section
Topic: Muffin
Replies: 87
Views: 130086

unclean colgate

Vying for pole position, she squeezed in a full tube of Colgate and frothed excitedly. The curtain motifs chortled with satisfaction, and waved their fleecy currency.
by bron
Tue Jul 06, 2004 11:53 pm
Forum: Stories from over there - COMEDY section
Topic: Muffin
Replies: 87
Views: 130086

Possum makes a nice meal

A bucket of yams in one hand and two fingers in the other, the possum felt absolutely certain she'd balanced for longer than that dickhead squirrel. Squinting into bright headlights, she suddently remembered the bay leaves.
by bron
Mon Jul 05, 2004 11:57 pm
Forum: Stories from over there - COMEDY section
Topic: Muffin
Replies: 87
Views: 130086

Anophelia stoops too low

Prematurely ending her terrestrial existence, Anophelia sank her proboscis deep into the crusty edge of Craig McLauchlin's hemorrhoid and took a last, heady drink.
by bron
Mon Jun 28, 2004 2:15 pm
Forum: Stories from over there - COMEDY section
Topic: Muffin
Replies: 87
Views: 130086

Mice or men

Fearing completion, Freeble tried to surreptitiously edge his way back to square 15. The runaway die collected him with full force, catapulting his plastic carcass through the air. Meeting his ultimate demise on the stairs, he oozed through the zig zags as an almighty cheer issued from the big chees...
by bron
Thu Jun 24, 2004 6:51 pm
Forum: Stories from over there - COMEDY section
Topic: Muffin
Replies: 87
Views: 130086

Irkin the gherkin does the nasty

Irkin splashed furiously on the horn while the thoughtless potatoes jay-walked infront of his jar. Clouding his water with rage, he purposefully squished down hard on the accelerator, mashing a small purple congo into the sidewalk.
by bron
Wed Jun 09, 2004 3:48 am
Forum: Stories from over there - CREATIVE section
Topic: Upon the rocky perches
Replies: 7
Views: 11328

Yippie beans and top knots.

Two young yippie beans seem to jump, spin and pop, occasionally moonwalking with their arms. He's young enough to be her son, I realise. He's younger than my son, she says. Blonde top knot stubbie sucker woman works her tushy for hopefull mullet man. Glazed over rotund girl insists they Bring it on....
by bron
Mon May 31, 2004 6:31 pm
Forum: Stories from over there - CREATIVE section
Topic: Upon the rocky perches
Replies: 7
Views: 11328

Ode to the juggler

The one-ball-juggler has put my mind at ease Tonight his act did NOT dangle between his knees Nor bounce upon a stool, or rebound from his thighs In fact, overall he was quite easy on the eyes. What lurks beneath is anybody's guess So long as it is hidden, or at least put to rest It pleased me to s...
by bron
Mon May 31, 2004 10:30 am
Forum: Stories from over there - COMEDY section
Topic: Muffin
Replies: 87
Views: 130086

Blonde frog

As the blonde frog tottered backwards into the prickly wet quiche, we realised many flies would be undone that night.
by bron
Fri May 21, 2004 1:41 am
Forum: Stories from over there - COMEDY section
Topic: Muffin
Replies: 87
Views: 130086

Raticus of Westinghouse

Sneaking crustily through the unlit frozen chickens, Raticus of Westinghouse cursed the red necks in the crisper to a deep hard peeling and a trip to the couldren.
by bron
Fri May 21, 2004 12:59 am
Forum: Stories from over there - COMEDY section
Topic: Percy, the bushy-bit and the frosh Tutty.
Replies: 1
Views: 6492

Percy unmasked

Image

PERCY.

He's out there.
by bron
Mon Apr 19, 2004 10:27 am
Forum: Stories from over there - CREATIVE section
Topic: Upon the rocky perches
Replies: 7
Views: 11328

Upon the rocky perches

Precariously perched on our stools sipping lemon lime and bitters, the one-ball juggler does his unique little lapdance. The talentless warble that utters from his mouth only a distraction from the one talent he is unawares. Unseeing eyes wander the bar for signs of a conjoined thought. Tumbleweeds ...
by bron
Fri Jan 16, 2004 10:01 pm
Forum: Stories from over there - CREATIVE section
Topic: Cookie Crumbs and Nugget Nodules
Replies: 17
Views: 18618

Well second best would be having green skivviess for dinner with your enemies, do you have any handy? I guess there is that prickly beast in the deli .. but hmm.... ironic that it serves food for a living when consuming any fodder in its presence would be so very impossible. It's a lonely day when o...
by bron
Sat Jan 10, 2004 1:39 pm
Forum: Stories from over there - CREATIVE section
Topic: Cookie Crumbs and Nugget Nodules
Replies: 17
Views: 18618

Netherly Gustus

If only they were in orange shorts your day would be so much brighter my raven friend! Then you could douse them with custard and brandy and invite the family around for lunch. Beware the cloves and the pickle-nickles. The wind doth blow with gusto and disables my wheeled one, alas. I wish I were an...
by bron
Fri Jan 02, 2004 1:08 am
Forum: Stories from over there - CREATIVE section
Topic: Cookie Crumbs and Nugget Nodules
Replies: 17
Views: 18618

final whisker

A moist towelette can amend the most putrid of stenches, and be assured my most inebriated cabodre that I have a plentiful supply onhand. I've been collecting for years, after all and continue to have tiny packets of lemon goodness thrown my way. On this indigestive flavour i shall bid ye goodnight!