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by bron
Fri Jan 02, 2004 12:49 am
Forum: Stories from over there - CREATIVE section
Topic: Cookie Crumbs and Nugget Nodules
Replies: 17
Views: 19345

Anticipating the bib

Oh. my pockets are elastic I see. I must be wearing bubblegummers and at least 20 years out of touch, which means they can accommodate both large and non-existant vegetables, but be assurred should the mother of all vegetables present itself it will be juiced instantaneously and devoured with embarr...
by bron
Fri Jan 02, 2004 12:35 am
Forum: Stories from over there - CREATIVE section
Topic: Cookie Crumbs and Nugget Nodules
Replies: 17
Views: 19345

SssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssSSsssssssssssssssssssss

So the more s's the better the cork??? That is a nice gherkin if i Do say so myself.
I think after two more whisker splits I shall call it a night. :shock:
by bron
Fri Jan 02, 2004 12:26 am
Forum: Stories from over there - CREATIVE section
Topic: Cookie Crumbs and Nugget Nodules
Replies: 17
Views: 19345

escapee fodder

ahhhh i'd been feeling low on natural fodder, nice suggestive helper. However my roots are running low and somewhat exposed at the moment so I must resort to some other type of juice absorbtion. How does one prevent escape of the goods once consumed?? oh to have a vegetable magnet one can weild on d...
by bron
Fri Jan 02, 2004 12:18 am
Forum: Stories from over there - CREATIVE section
Topic: Cookie Crumbs and Nugget Nodules
Replies: 17
Views: 19345

That is affirmative. That is not a hair it is an escape route. Everybody needs a root out. Can't beet a root as a wise woman once said.
by bron
Fri Jan 02, 2004 12:12 am
Forum: Stories from over there - CREATIVE section
Topic: Cookie Crumbs and Nugget Nodules
Replies: 17
Views: 19345

oven

my oven is on heat and i've melted my whisker.
by bron
Thu Jan 01, 2004 11:44 pm
Forum: Stories from over there - COMEDY section
Topic: Percy, the bushy-bit and the frosh Tutty.
Replies: 1
Views: 6687

Percy, the bushy-bit and the frosh Tutty.

Percy the pen-come-penguin waddled to his mirrorred tongs to peep at his purple balls. "My God! I want to DIE!!' exclaimed Percy, as he slapped his own chops repeatedly. His purple balls had grown big, black back-titties overnight. It must have been caused by all that attention he'd paid to his pret...
by bron
Wed Dec 17, 2003 4:00 pm
Forum: Stories from over there - COMEDY section
Topic: Muffin
Replies: 87
Views: 137119

Kleenex

'No Edward, that is just not up to standard...' Sally sighed as Edward's last eyball burst into wall snot. She coughed politely and excused herself as her stiletto stabbed into his pocket with sickening pop, and reached for a tissue.
by bron
Wed Dec 10, 2003 1:41 pm
Forum: Stories from over there - COMEDY section
Topic: Muffin
Replies: 87
Views: 137119

Ornamental hose

Developing conjoined kneecaps at the age of eight and seven months, Pedrushka was forced to contemplate her new life as a table ornament. This lasted 6 quiet seconds until she pulled the hose out once again.
by bron
Thu Nov 27, 2003 2:18 pm
Forum: Stories from over there - COMEDY section
Topic: Muffin
Replies: 87
Views: 137119

Sporan

Eric wheeed excitedly as his feeble limbs flew through the air with great abandon, clutching at tassles amidst the leathery jungle of the rental sporan