Barbara Cartland

Where finished works of art go when they're... um... finished...
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Barbara Cartland

Post by rain » Mon Oct 27, 2003 5:29 pm

Do you have my pony? I think I left him in your toiletry bag ... if you see him could you please let him out? Sometimes he gets cramps from being in confined spaces. His name is Roland. You can recognise him by his long green mane, and the fact that he is a pony.

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Re: Barbara Cartland

Post by ejaewon » Mon Oct 27, 2003 5:31 pm

I have your pony not. I hate ponies with green manes. In fact I get uncontrollable urges to maim and destroy upon sight.

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Re: Barbara Cartland

Post by rain » Mon Oct 27, 2003 5:32 pm

In that case, he's not a pony, er, he's an, um, fledgling eagle ... without wings, but with fetlocks... and a nose instead of a beak

...and no feathers

...and he neighs

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Re: Barbara Cartland

Post by ejaewon » Mon Oct 27, 2003 5:33 pm

hmm I think i did see an eagle fitting that description.

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Re: Barbara Cartland

Post by rain » Mon Oct 27, 2003 5:34 pm

was he in your toiletry bag?

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Re: Barbara Cartland

Post by ejaewon » Mon Oct 27, 2003 5:34 pm

No, he was flying around the light in the living room, occasionally banging his head against it.

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Re: Barbara Cartland

Post by rain » Mon Oct 27, 2003 5:35 pm

Wearing a saddle?

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Re: Barbara Cartland

Post by ejaewon » Mon Oct 27, 2003 5:35 pm

No, bareback.

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Re: Barbara Cartland

Post by rain » Mon Oct 27, 2003 5:36 pm

was it a moth?

perhaps?

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Re: Barbara Cartland

Post by ejaewon » Mon Oct 27, 2003 5:37 pm

hmm.... it may have been, wasn't looking too closely.

I'm sure it had fetlocks though.
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Re: Barbara Cartland

Post by rain » Mon Oct 27, 2003 5:37 pm

attenborough you are NOT!

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Re: Barbara Cartland

Post by ejaewon » Mon Oct 27, 2003 5:38 pm

He's a fraud.

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Post by rain » Mon Oct 27, 2003 5:38 pm

davo? or roland?

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Post by ejaewon » Mon Oct 27, 2003 5:39 pm

Barry.

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Post by rain » Mon Oct 27, 2003 5:40 pm

Gibb?

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