Mooses for gooses

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RedRaven
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Mooses for gooses

Post by RedRaven » Fri Jan 09, 2004 4:20 pm

"Nothing in there? Good, good, that's your mooses" says the scottish fella.

oblivion
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Post by oblivion » Mon Jan 12, 2004 2:14 pm

"Oi" said the sheep-herd with a distrurbingly sheepish grin, "Wut arr ewe doin' tu that tree?" He looked at that dumbfounded scottish lad with a wink of his eye and an extra jump in his step.

"Doncha! There are no sheep in Scotland.. we call them wives."

"Come now.. there are no meese either"

"Meese? You means the mooses?"

"Notta. I means the Messes"

"Go to ya home ya silly Bugger"

"I shall after I shave your wife!"

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